The Best Ad Ever

Aiight I saw this ad at the back of one of the soccer dailies that sell in Naij for like N20 to N30. This one is from Soccer Star, and is pure poetry. I have underlined my favorite bits.

Begin Ad

HAVE YOU BEEN EXPERIENCING WEAK ERECTION? THEN I HAVE GOOD NEWS FOR YOU @ AYO HERBS INTERNATIONAL CENTRE FOR ALTERNATIVE REMEDY FOR PROBLEMS OF WEAK ERECTIONS

Introduction
Prince Ayo Alabi studied microbiology at the University of Lagos. He is a Yoruba man of Ijebu origin popularly known as the king of manpower nationwide as well as in the African subregion. He inherited the knowledge and solutions to the problem of weak organ from his forefathers at the tender age of 6 years, with over 28 years work experience. Weak erection is the inability of a man to perform his sexual responsibility as expected of him or the inability of a man to perform more than once because a man that cannot perform more than once is automatically not a man.

Causes
There are three major causes of weak erection. They are (i) sexually transmitted diseases eg staphylococcus aurous, syphillis, E coli gonorrhea, Herpex etc. (ii) chronic pile (Heamorrhord) (iii) diabetes

Symptoms
Movement in the body, body itching after and before bath, noisy stomach, general weakness of the body, internal heat, lower abdominal pain, waist pain, weak organ, quick ejaculation, low sperm ount, asoopermia

Assurance
We give 100% guarantee on all our product, medication and treatment. We also deliver our product through courier services.

Testimonies
"... it's real I never believed it until I met Dr Ayo who privided a permanent solution to my problem of weak organ (Mr. Emeka 60 years NIPOST)

"...Am too young to be impotent I never took it serious until it became worse. Thanks to Dr Ayo that I could regain my manhood" (Yaya 25 years ABU Zaria)

WE ALSO SPECIALIZE ON ENLARGMENT AND REDUCTION OF PENIS BUTTOCKS HIP AND ALL SPIRITUAL PROBLEMS

End Ad

Aiight I decided that I would not put the addresses and phone numbers on here cos that wasn't the point. Anyway hope you enjoyed it. And if you are feeling a hankering for the number leave a request with ur email in the comments and I'll holla :D

16 comments:

Nneka's World said...

OMG, i have never laughed so hard in my life!!! That is certainly the best ad ever!

geisha said...

and of course, u have the details for purely unselfish reasons..

retired 2nd blog wife said...

LOL! LOL! LOL! you have killed me snazz! i wanted to do the whole silent blogger thing and not comment but.... hella funny!
anyway how did your eye get to that ad in particular. ......
just saying!

bighead said...

his forefathers dey harsh o! teaching the guy "advanced" stuff from the tender age of six. he must be a prodigy in such matters

419naija said...

I beg, drop the number. And pls drop by my blog if you can!

Cutiee said...

This is funny, don't these ads show up in like City People etc too?

36 INCHES OF BROWN LEGS said...

wait o. since when did ecoli become a n STD??? oh dear, im laughing so hard. BTW was this the number u called and was on d phone for an hour last nite????

snazzy said...

@ nneka's, i'm glad that u agreed with me.

@ geisha, well obviously i need a hip enlargment

@ r2bw, gracias

@ bighead, hey as the saying goes catch them young and watch them grown

@419, well i will think about it and def stop by at yours

@ cutiee, i don't know

@ 36, what can i say, that hip enlargment is urgent.

Uzo said...

The inability of a man to perform more than once means he is not a man

*Throat clearing*. No comment

You really really should have put up the phone number...LOL

Its an art i tell you...I bet his waiting room is overflowing...

Emm...I have a reason why i havent responded...Will tuesday be too late for that thing?

Waffarian said...

This made my day, too funny! chei, my country men!

Idemili said...

If you read it 'Penisbuttockships' it just sounds so much funnier!

~Mimi~ said...

lollll!!!!!!!!!! at the tender age of 6. nice one.

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

lmfao... snazzy... you of course didnt notice the ad for the redeemed weekend convention right beside it... baaaaaad boy... lol... enlargements henh... spiritually...

on a side note... i'm coming to Nigeria in December... you think Dr. ayo can book me in... and no i dont have a penis... lol... my boobs dont fill out my clothes the way they used to.. so i might consult with dr. ayo... 28 years experienced coupled with his ancestors 100 or more... what oyinbo medicine can beat that?! abeg give me the contact info... let me book in... lmao...

snazzy said...

@ uzo, sure u have no comment ;) I'm no lawyer but last time i checked silence indicates consent :D Yeah that'll be good, they r not talking to me at the office anymore

@ waffy, glad dr prince ayo could be of assistance

@ ide, I'm going to agree only because I want an invite

@ mimi, what can i say some of us are just precocious

@ onb, I would give you the number but alas he doesn't do boobs, only penis buttocks hips, so the number is of no use to you. Tragis init ;)

Anonymous said...

alright then.

Ola said...

Good day sir,
from my search for cure of this weak erection.I got this site and i will be very happy if you can give me details on how to meet with you. my email is sincereprosperity@yahoo.com, and my number is 08023978455.