On Groupie Love and Other Random Musings

Wow! I got 13 comments on me last post and only two of them were mine. If you guys keep this up, I'm gonna think that people read me blog again. I mean this post got more comments that my last four posts combined. I was talking with another ancient blogger (2 years is clearly ancient in blog terms) and we were of the opinion that we are like those neighborhoods that used to be cream 20 years ago, 10 years ago became a ghetto, and presently are becoming gentrified. I decided that we (at least) I am either in the descent to ghetto phase, or firmly in said ghetto.

I just want to say a brief shout out to all my peeps that were stuck in petrol queues this weekend because of the almost strike. I know y' NUPENG is a %(!*%!!#. However u have to understand that if NUPENG did not flex its power it might lose relevance. After all people have to remember that they are the ones that forced Babangida out of power. I mean NUPENG also cares about you, that is why they went on strike. I mean people are suffering, and NUPENG has to stand up for them.

In other news, I saw one guy pick up 15 chicks in about 5 mins. He did them all at once to. I know, I know. It sounds impossible doesn't it. However when you are a member of the entourage of an American performer at the This Day Music festival, it's a piece of cake.

Here is what you do - be at Eko hotel on a saturday evening around 8, walk in to the resturant where 15 women are seated around the table. Look to see that they are all dressed like it's a Saturday evening and are clearly planning to party. Notice the fact that all of them seem to have shared one bottle of champagne between themselves. Now introduce yourself to them as a member of XX (didn't hear the name) entourage. Ask them to come up to see y'all when they are done. Hear them agree and know that your work is done.

I just want to let y'all know that I am not hating on the women for doing the whole groupie thang. After all I went to a sports mad American university, and some of my best friends were groupies :D

In closing I must say that the New Yorker Obama cartoon is beyond ridiculous, I mean are they effing kidding! As someone said, if they were saying that this was a portrait of right wing views, why didn't they have some republican (read McCain) think it in a bubble.

Aiight I'm done.

5 comments:

geisha said...

i jus saw the cartoon.. it's pretty darned funny tho!
granted i don't swear by american politics, so that could be the reason why.

@groupie luv'n: the fact that you deemed it neccessary to add that clause after it served contrary to your supposed intention- or lack thereof. tut-tut, you exaggerator!

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

we'll gun for 17 this time...

Daddy's Girl said...

I'm with you on the New Yorker cover - a classic case of 'what were they thinking'. On the groupie thing, all I cam say is... impressive!

Jobs in Nigeria said...

I think the cartoon is really mixed up...

well i dont blame them, why are certain things mixed up about Obama, 1st it sounds like osama and he other name hussein reminds us of saddam hussein, now he has a vice called biden, once again reminds us of binladen or is it binladin?

Jobs in Nigeria said...

his other name i mean*