Me: X & Y are getting divorced after about 6 months of marriage, the wife is getting the kid.

Friend: They have a kid? How is that possible they've only been married 6 months.

Silence

I just love the innocence that shows. Yes there are still pure people in this world, who think like that. That is why there will always be hope for the human race.

PS. It was longer than 6 months btw :D

PPS. Your Top Ten of 2009 will be up shortly